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03 April, 2014

Hey, The Maury Show Is Calling...




and the results are in....I am NOT the father! Okay we all seen that coming. Seriously though I had to do a DNA kit for Ancestry for my upcoming House Party. I was really excited to get chosen. I am half Irish and would love to trace my genes so my children can know their family history.





Yep that is the look of I have to do something I really don't want to do. I was looking for the swab to swab my mouth. Hey we all seen the show. How they swab the kid, then the dad. That above picture is me finding out this particular DNA testing wasn't swab approved. I had to spit into a container. Umm...ewwww. I find spitting like the worst thing ever. It is just so unhygienic.




As you can tell I was NOT thrilled. Hubby was having a few good laughs at my expense. I swear for the last 16 years I taught my kids not to spit. Here I am spitting away in a plastic tube. *shudder*





So after the disgusting part, you break open a blue liquid to mix with the spit, to preserve the sample. It is really easy to do, I just wish I could have used a swab. Then you drop it in the grey bio hazard bag, seal it up, and mail. All I have to do is wait until June to get my results, throw my House Party, then I can share with you guys! So stay tuned.








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